Monday, January 28, 2008

What if...?

1. What if...we never needed to use the bathroom?

2. What if...we mated with our legs like spiders?

3. What if...we could fly?

4. What if...we had wings and would our looks depend on them?

5. What if...there really was a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

6. What if...you woke up and everyone was gone?

7. What if...laptops could talk?

8. What if...animals could talk?

9. What if...you realized your entire life took place in virtual reality and it’s not real?

10. What if...the walls could talk?

11. What if...the hokey pokey is really what it’s all about?

12. What if...we had three legs?

13. What if...we all had superpowers?

14. What if...I had to keep going because there is no fifty?

15. What if...everything that is good for you actually tasted good?

16. What if...the weather was perfect all the time?

17. What if...the weather was terrible all the time?

18. What if...we walked everywhere on our hands?

19. What if...people just broke into a musical song and dance for no reason?

20. What if...masturbation really would make you go blind?

21. What if...we had eyes in the back of our heads but not the front?

22. What if...we had two left feet?

23. What if...farts smelled like roses?

24. What if...violets were red and roses were blue?

25. What if...we had tails?

26. What if...sexual reproduction was illegal?

27. What if...flies ate spiders?

28. What if…everyone was colored blind?

29. What if…the U.S. was communist?

30. What if…It was illegal to have emotions?

31. What if…we had telepathy?

32. What if…drugs were legal?

33. What if…everyone worked and lived in virtual reality?

34. What if…bunnies were predators?

35. What if…nudism was widely accepted?

36. What if…men had babies?

37. What if…men had stuff that came out of their nipples?

38. What if…all criminals were put on an island alone?

39. What if…all our rights were extremely limited?

40. What if…robots with artificial intelligence existed with us?

41. What if…everyone was short and rode dogs as transportation?

42. What if…it really did rain cats and dogs?

43. What if…we had an aura around our body to show our mood?

44. What if…we breathed through our ears?

45. What if…we had teleporters to travels places?

46. What if…we had gills to breathe under water?

47. What if…cats and dogs were considered a delicacy in the U.S.

48. What if…tomorrow aliens openly visited us?

49. What if…the earth was so polluted we had to wear suits and gas masks?

50. What if…the teacher just came into class and sat down and didn’t say anything for the whole class?

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